Vehicle Emotions Test

Vehicle Emotions Test


Hey, check out that car over there. Look how stupid it looks holding its knife and fork like that. Looks normal to me. No! Look again! See!? These ritzy automobiles always gotta show off. Why can’t they stay with their own kind? Really? Do you have to discriminate against everything? This is just like that time with the horse. Uhh, what? I can’t believe I agreed to go out with you again. Grow up, I’m leaving.[back-up alarm sounds]Maybe 14 ION C is right, I need to grow up.[Howling]Oh gosh, what was that!?[leaves rustling][mumbling][rotary phone dialing]Uhh, hey. I’d like to report some wild
humans out on Nebula Street. Can you send someone to wrangle them up?[police siren approaching]Holy Shit! You killed them! What is wrong with you? You impressed? These bad boys can take out any mammal. What!? You are fucked!
God dammit![breathes]I need to relax. Just gimme the juice.[machine whirring]♪ lilting music ♪Chicken! Well that’s it. A world where cars eat at restaurants.[ripping sound]Ah! Well, that didn’t help at all. Gimme the juice again!

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