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Subletting a Giant Robot

Subletting a Giant Robot

– Well gang, looks like I’m about to head out on vacation. You sure you’ll be okay without me? – Oh yeah, we have nothing to worry about now that we’ve defeated Frogoad! – Oh God, that half toad, half frog monstrosity will be haunting my nightmares. – Cool, Well, I’ll be back in a …

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Honda Robotics – SNL

Honda Robotics – SNL

>>WELCOME TO THE HONDA ROBOTICS LOUNGE HERE AT NEXCON. WE ARE OFFERING GLIMPSES INTO HONDA’S ADVANCES INTO ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGIES ALL DAY. IF EVERYONE COULD PUT THEIR PHONES ON AIRPLANE MODE FOR THIS NEXT PORTION, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. NOW, IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? I GOT GOOD NEWS. WE HIRED A COUPLE OF CATERERS FOR THIS EVENT. …

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Honda Robotics – SNL

Honda Robotics – SNL

>>WELCOME TO THE HONDA ROBOTICS LOUNGE HERE AT NEXCON. WE ARE OFFERING GLIMPSES INTO HONDA’S ADVANCES INTO ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGIES ALL DAY. IF EVERYONE COULD PUT THEIR PHONES ON AIRPLANE MODE FOR THIS NEXT PORTION, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. NOW, IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? I GOT GOOD NEWS. WE HIRED A COUPLE OF CATERERS FOR THIS EVENT. …

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Mr. Robot – SNL

Mr. Robot – SNL

>>>NOW ON USA, “MR. ROBOT,” THE AWARD-WINNING TECHNO-THRILLING SERIES ABOUT THE PARANOID MIND OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST HACKER.>>HELLO, FRIEND. >>HE’S ALREADY HACKED THE WORLD ECONOMY. BUT NOW HE FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE YET. >>HEY, MAN. YOU KNOW COMPUTERS? >>YEAH. WHO ARE YOU? >>OH, WELL, THAT HURT. LESSEE JONES, “SNL”? YOU GOT TO HELP ME FIND …

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J.J. Watt Reveals His Super Robot… The J.J. Bot (Feat. Arnold Schwarzenegger) // Omaze

J.J. Watt Reveals His Super Robot… The J.J. Bot (Feat. Arnold Schwarzenegger) // Omaze

What’s going on, guys? I’m J.J. Watt, and to support the Justin J. Watt Foundation, I’m offering you the chance to meet up with me in Houston where I’ll hand you they keys to a brand-new Ford Raptor and $100,000 to put towards the house of your dreams. Pretty awesome, right? Almost as awesome as …

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Robot Cars Solve Everything

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Robot Cars Solve Everything

[theme music] Gus: Well, if you’re at the red light and it’s your job to go and you’re not going yeah, you’re distracting and you need to be going Burnie: fair enough Brandon: You know what’d fix that, Chris Chris: Robot Cars! [everybody laughing] Chris: When the Robot Cars come I won’t care about traffic …

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Running Late In A Giant Robot

Running Late In A Giant Robot

(upbeat music) (dramatic music) – All right team, this mission’ll be difficult. We might not all make it. If we work together, we can see this movie. (whooping) – “Moonlight Two: Rise of the Werewolf.” – Yeah, starts in 20 minutes. Mark! (beeping) All right, Trish, when we’re clear, you park the hell out of …

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What’s Beeping in the Giant Robot?

What’s Beeping in the Giant Robot?

(dramatic faced past electric guitar) – Ha ha, you think you can defeat me that easily Ultramechatron! (groans) Well this isn’t the end of King Crab, Ultramechatron. I’ve got one more trick up my shell. Prepare to die (cheering) – Looks like the tide has finally turned on King Crab’s wave of terror. ♪ Ultramechatron …

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Robot Presentation – SNL

Robot Presentation – SNL

>>>HELLO. WELCOME, EVERYBODY. [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.>>THANK YOU. >>THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR COMING TO THE 2016 MICROSOFT TECH EXPO.>>TODAY WE ARE EXCITED TO INTRODUCE OUR LATEST ADVANCEMENT IN ROBOTIC PROGRAMMING, THE HELIX 900.>>HELIX 900 IS A ROBOTIC EMPLOYEE WITH PROCESSING SPEEDS 50 TIMES FASTER THAN A COMPUTER. >>WHICH MEANS HE CAN INCREASE …

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