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Subletting a Giant Robot

Subletting a Giant Robot

– Well gang, looks like I’m about to head out on vacation. You sure you’ll be okay without me? – Oh yeah, we have nothing to worry about now that we’ve defeated Frogoad! – Oh God, that half toad, half frog monstrosity will be haunting my nightmares. – Cool, Well, I’ll be back in a …

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Chupacabra Rap | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Chupacabra Rap | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Pablo, looks like someone sucked the blood out of our goats! Who the hell would do that? [ Hip-hop music playing ] ♪ You wanna know who be sucking all these goats? ♪ ♪ Ha ha ♪ I’m a chupacabra, legendary creature ♪ ♪ Tiny-ass goat, you know I’m gonna eat ya ♪ ♪ I …

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Project Runway Meets Edna Mode | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Project Runway Meets Edna Mode | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Two “Project Runway” finalists. Only one can be the winner. Chardonnay, you’re amazing. Thank you! And, Edna, you are… Incredible? Darling, the only reason I’m on this show is to expose it as the fraudulent fashion farce it is. Wunderbar! Chardonnay, from day one, you made us rethink what we thought about thinking about fashion. …

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Toy Story Meets Pinko | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Toy Story Meets Pinko | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Guys, look what Andy’s aunt got him from Gwyneth Paltrow’s website. Say hi to Pinko! Hello. What are you? I am a Swedish creativity object designed in conjunction with free-space theory, which encourages cognitive freedom. For instance, your cowboy concept restricts imaginative thinking, whereas I am conceptually neutral. Andy chooses what I am, not the …

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Chipchella | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Chipchella | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Boys, have I got news for — Alvin! Put some clothes on! Technically, Dave, fur is our clothes. And it’s not a shirt. It’s a [bleep] nightgown! Oh, shut up, boys! I just booked you for this year’s Coachella. [ All cheering ] Are we on the main stage? Uh, no. Ooh, the Gobi Tent? …

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Helga’s Secret | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Helga’s Secret | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Helga was always a little off. Nobody knew about her shrine to Arnold until after high school. But by then, it was too late. [ Paper tears ] ♪♪ Hey, Arnold. Now my shrine is complete. [ Groans ] Now we are one. Would you [bleep] me? I’d [bleep] me.

The Crack! – The Robot

The Crack! – The Robot

whatcha doing? nothing just- Oooooh ROBOT!! we can’t afford a – BUY! Grrr… Yay! lalalalalalalala! Dan! Look! I have a robot! Hello! I am elementbot 1.0 Awwww the voice sucks! BUT! i can fix it Argh! Now you opened it up, now we can’t take it back! Take it back!? Why would you want to …

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Will Smith Tries Online Dating

Will Smith Tries Online Dating

– Thank you for coming. This is beautiful. I’ve wanted to meet you for a really, really long time. And being here with you in the Cayman Islands, I gotta say, I’m feeling a little something. (romantic piano music) I’ll just put that there. You can grab it later if you want. (upbeat jazz music) …

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