Running Late In A Giant Robot

Running Late In A Giant Robot

(upbeat music) (dramatic music) – All right team, this mission’ll be difficult. We might not all make it. If we work together, we can see this movie. (whooping) – “Moonlight Two: Rise of the Werewolf.” – Yeah, starts in 20 minutes. Mark! (beeping) All right, Trish, when we’re clear, you park the hell out of this thing. – There’s a Sbarros next door that somehow always has parking. I might even lie this baby down flat. – Armen, you’re on supplies. Nachos, sodas, popcorn, anything those big arms can carry>- Hope you guys like everything mixed together in one pile. – I don’t like that. – Brody, you’re on saving seats. Use every article of clothing you’ve got. – I only have two articles of clothing so look for the guy in the thong. – All right, team, let’s do this. – [All] Ultramechatron Team, Go! (horns beeping) (timer beeping) – Oh.
– Oh my God, why don’t we just hop over this? – Come on, guys.
– Come on. – This is not that bad.
– Why doesn’t this freeway have a carpool lane? – [Brody] Just keep
the car in front of you a little.
– I can’t control the traffic.
– Why did you take the freeway, the theater
is like right over there. – Why don’t you just go up on the median? There’s no laws there, it’s like Vegas. – What?
– Wait, what did you do on your last vacation? – Doesn’t matter ’cause
there’s no laws there. Actually, you legally–
– Armen’s right there. – You can’t even ask me that. – Yes I can – No, no, the law is what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
– That’s not a law. That’s a slogan.
– Yeah, yeah. – The car ahead of us is moving! Here we go. (exciting music)
(clanging) (groaning) (beeping) – Sarah, could you just honk the horn and make people go? – We don’t have a horn,
we just have a voice. Well that’s even better, just tell people to get out of the way. – Beep, beep, beep, beep, honk, honk, honk, honk. – No, you have to say something to get people to move. (sighing) – Okay, um, uh, Michael
Buble concert downtown, free tickets, immediately. – Shut the (beeping) up, let me try. Attention citizens, the
monster is approaching. Drive for your lives. (squealing)
(crashing) – Oh God. (banging)
(electronic beeping) (rumbling)
(clanging) – [Trish] You know, I hate to say it, but maybe we should just give up. – No, it’s too late to give up. – That sentence goes against
my entire life experience. It’s never too late to give up. – There’s a spot opening up. – Guys, let’s get merging. (exciting music) – [Brody] Trish you’re gonna
wanna scoot up a tiny bit. – I can–
– Trish– – [Trish] Thanks guys, I don’t need help. – Go left.
– Go right, yeah, alternate it though.
– I don’t need help. – We’re gonna lose–
– This is my one stop. How am I gonna do it?
– No, the one– (all voices overlapping) – You are dumb.
– Why aren’t you moving? You have to move.
– You are dumb. (all talking over each other) (banging)
(screaming) (crashing) (sirens blaring) (sighing) – Well, I did my job. – In what way? (electronic whirring) ♪ Ultramechatron Team Go ♪ ♪ It’s a giant fighting kicking punching ♪ ♪ Robot of war ♪ ♪ But it can only be controlled ♪ ♪ By the chosen four ♪ ♪ So now they work and fight ♪ ♪ And live together ♪ ♪ In the Ultramechatron ♪ ♪ Ultramechatron Team Go ♪ – Whew, that was crazy, huh? Well, if you liked that clip, guess what? There’s more. You can watch the entire
episode at Dropout. Go to Dropout.TV to start
your free trial today. (banging) God, what the hell’s going on out there? – Ahh, I’m Might-Mighty! Two, three, four. (bright music)
(clanking) Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. – Everyone to your cockpit. – We know where to go. – [Sarah] Go to your cockpit. – [Arben] We know. (electronic beeping)
(upbeat music) (banging) – That is one real big fish. – No doubt.

100 Replies to “Running Late In A Giant Robot”

  1. It made me laugh. Out of context made me laugh.
    That’s why I love these videos. They can take you away at the most random times.

  2. Love when a video comes out at 3am just to encourage me to be up even later! Seriously though I just watch for theme song, it's amazing! I want it as a ring tone!!!

  3. Aren't we usually running late in a giant moving machine? Unless you walk or bicycle. Then you're just a sad nerd who's late and needs to get with the times. Loser.

  4. If somebody is leaving a comment about how this video inspired them and the inspiration is anything but building a giant robot and fighting monsters…

  5. It's just weird and crazy how those cars just suddenly disappear and free up the road when the Ultramechatron and the giant monsters start fighting, then they start flooding back immediately after the fight ends.

  6. I mean these skits aren't any more funny with a hundred times the budget, imo. If anything spending so much money on each skit will encourage playing it safe and not experimenting with different ideas.

  7. Driving your Ultramechatron into town is soo stupid. Everyone knows the fastest way to get into town for movies is to take the train.

  8. Kudos to whoever decides that the billboard for the movie theater should be in the same spot as all of the buttons, and arrows in the bottom right so it was painful to read…

  9. I was wondering who plays the Ultramechatron, but it must by Grant. Only he’s tall enough. Just how tall? Nobody really knows.

  10. okay ngl I watched this last night when I was really out of it and the thumbnail + whole video looked… animated?? and now I'm super motivated to animate this because I know exactly what I want it to look like-

  11. oh the good old days, when college humor churned out the best and funny comedy sketches on YouTube…. the good old days!

  12. It bothers me that their shirts have the blue section to the right but Trapp (wearing blue) is NOT on the right sideeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeEEE

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  15. I have an idea that might be good. Put together a playlist of all the classic stuff from this channel and title it "When College Humor Was Funny"

  16. First of all, stop showing me that weird breath mint commercial!!!!!!! Secondly, Trapp died in the last giant robot sketch so the continuity is ruined.

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