Honda Robotics – SNL

Honda Robotics – SNL


>>WELCOME TO THE HONDA ROBOTICS
LOUNGE HERE AT NEXCON. WE ARE OFFERING GLIMPSES INTO
HONDA’S ADVANCES INTO ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGIES ALL DAY.
IF EVERYONE COULD PUT THEIR PHONES ON AIRPLANE MODE FOR THIS
NEXT PORTION, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
NOW, IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? I GOT GOOD NEWS.
WE HIRED A COUPLE OF CATERERS FOR THIS EVENT.
YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE THEM, ACTUALLY.
HONDA’S SECOND GENERATION MOBILE SMART BOTS, DOSSIMO AND DOSSIMA.
>>WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL?
>>YES, I WOULD. THANK YOU, DOSSIMO.
AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE DOSSIMA?
>>WOULD YOU LIKE A CRUNCHY MINI QUESADILLA?
>>OOH, YES, MA’AM.>>HEY, THOSE ARE FOR THE
GUESTS.>>OKAY, GREAT JOB YOU TWO.
>>HIGH FIVE.>>POUND IT.
>>NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE SERVE OUR GUESTS?
>>DO YOU WANT A TASTY MINI QUESADILLA.
DO YOU LIKE A TASTY, CRUNCHY, YUMMY, MINI QUESADILLA?
>>WOW, LOOK AT HER GO, FOLKS. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP
HERE, DOSSIMO? GET ON DOWN THERE WITH THOSE MAC
AND CHEESE BALLS. I SEE SOME PEOPLE’S MOUTHS
WATERING.>>WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND
CHEESEBALL? BALL?
BALL? BALL?
>>LOOKS LIKE DOSSIMO IS HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE.
LET’S GET ONE OF OUR HONDA ROBO WRANGLERS OUT HERE.
KAREN?>>I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS IT,
BUT IF ANYONE’S CELL PHONE IS NOT ON WI-FI, IT’S GOING TO MESS
WITH THESE THINGS.>>WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND
CHEESEBALL?>>NO!
>>WOULD YOU LIKE AN OOEY, GOOEY, CHEESY —
>>IT’S FACE IS SO COLD.>>GUESS WHO’S READY WITH THOSE
MAC AND CHEESE BALLS. MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME OF THESE.
>>WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND CHEESEBALL?
>>I WANTED ONE OF THOSE MAC AND CHEESE BALLS.
>>KAREN, WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT HERE AGAIN.
>>MAN, I’M NOT PLAYING. WE GOT FREE WI-FI IN HERE,
PLEASE.>>WOULD YOU LIKE A MAC AND
CHEESEBALL? POUND IT, POUND IT.
>>STOP MOVE, DUDE!>>WHILE KAREN GIVES DOSSIMO A
HAND, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE EXCITING NEW
HONDA ROBOTICS PROJECT?>>WOULD YOU LIKE A MINI
QUESADILLA?>>WHAT SORT OF PRACTICAL
APPLICATIONS WOULD YOUR ROBOTS HAVE IN THE EVERYDAY WORLD IS
THIS.>>NOW, THAT IS AN EXCELLENT
QUESTION, BUT FIRST, SIR, WOULD YOU MIND JUST GIVING DOSSIMO A
LITTLE SPIN THERE, THANK YOU.>>WOULD YOU LIKE A QUESADILLA?
>>NO.>>SORRY, EVERYONE, THIS ONE’S
GOING BACK.>>DO YOU WANT A MAC AND
CHEESEBALL?>>WELL STAY DOWN, DUDE.
>>DO YOU WANT A MAC AND CHEESEBALL?
>>FOR REAL, I’M GOING TO CHECK EVERYBODY’S PHONE HERE.
[ PHONE DINGS ].>>DAMN, THAT WAS MY PHONE.
I’M SORRY. MY BAD.

100 Replies to “Honda Robotics – SNL”

  1. S R B
    See i was ignore yall // this serves no fucking purpose in the actual real world /// exactly they were going to blielw up shit like Boston,/but have kids in the fore front // New York…the only thing that gets protection/// bring a hostage …end your life

  2. I never see the skills of Emily Blunt on this sketch, with Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones.

  3. I forget her name, but the chic(black) in Ghostbusters, is not funny at all. I've never laughed at anything she's done! Blows my mind how she is on SNL!!!

  4. Do you want an TACO FROM TACO TOWWWWWNNN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I"M COMMMENTINGGGG!

  5. The part that undid this skit for me was that they couldn't seem to agree whether the phones should be on airplane mode or logged into the free wifi or if it was someone texting that broke the robots. Also, Emily pronouncing the "ll" in quesadilla.

  6. Leslie is sooooo baddddd. Are they scared to fire her or something? Like she isn’t funny, can’t deliver lines, and seems like she just talks regularly no matter who her character is. It makes no sense!

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