Hey Robot with John Mulaney

Hey Robot with John Mulaney


-♪ Hey Robot ♪
♪ Hey, hey, Robot ♪ ♪ Hey Robot ♪ -Now, this is based on the real
board game called “Hey Robot” that you
can play at home. it’s like the
classic game Password, but you play with
a smart speaker. So, first, you pick
a card with a word on it. Then you have to ask a question
to get the smart speaker to say that word
somewhere in its answer. If it does, you get a point. If it doesn’t, then the other
person has a chance to steal. We’ll go back and forth
until someone gets it. You up for this?
-Yeah, but it sounds hard. -No. Here we go.
Okay, I will go first. Here we go.
-Okay. Okay, here we go.
It might be hard. Alright, my word is “ostrich.”
Ostrich. Alright. Alexa, what bird
puts its head in the sand? -Here’s something
I found on the web. According to trust.org,
the ostrich is said to — -Yes!
[ Dinging ] ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] Alexa, stop. Whoo!
This is a fun game already. -Trust.org? Alright.
-Dude, I write for trust.org. -She said the word,
but her sources, I don’t know. Alright.
-Alright, you’re up. -Okay.
So, then I should say it first? -Oh, yeah.
-Okay. My word is “club.”
-Alright. -Now, this could mean
many things. Alexa, what is Bungalow 8? -Bungalow 8 is a nightclub
chain created — [ Dinging ] ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -Alexa, stop.
-Stop, stop. -Nice call. Bungalow 8. -Yeah, yeah.
The hottest club of 2009. -I love that. It’s my turn. Here we go.
Oh, come on, now. My word is “Alcatraz.” Oh. Alcatraz. Alright. Alexa, movie, “Birdman of…” -I know about 25 Birdman movies,
including “Beauty Shop,” “The Carter,” “Baller Blockin’,” “Nicki Minaj: The Pinkprint
Movie,” and 21 more. [ Buzzer ]
-Wait a minute! Come on! Wait. You didn’t let her finish.
She had 21 more movies. Come on.
-Wait a minute. Did my ears deceive me
or was one of the movies called “The Birdman of
Nicki Minaj”? -You’ve never seen that?
Where were you? -Is Burt Lancaster in
that one, too? -Where were you born? You’ve never seen
“The Birdman of Nicki Minaj”? -I know a lot of Birdman movies. “Birdman of Nicki Minaj”
and 25 more. -“Alcatraz” would be
on her list. Alright, that’s probably
the last — Now it’s up to you. You can steal —
Oh, no, Alcatraz. -Oh, I can steal it?
-Yeah. -Oh. Alexa, what prison
is outside San Francisco? -Here’s something
I found on Wikipedia. San Quentin State Prison is a California Department
of Corrections — -No. Alexa, stop.
Alexa, stop. Honey, honey.
Please, listen. -You can’t talk like
that to Alexa. -No, you can’t talk like that.
That’s a lesson. Don’t talk like that.
-Alexa, I’m sorry, stop. -Anyone guess this —
-What prison is called The Rock? -What’s that?
-What prison is called The Rock? -Oh, that’s good. Alexa, what prison
is called The Rock? -Rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock another. [ Buzzer ] -I don’t know what’s happening.
I don’t know what’s happening. Alright, we’re gonna
lose that one. We’ll do the last one here.
-Okay. -This is you. It’s a new word. -Alright, this is a new word.
You know what? Let’s not talk about
that prison. No, honestly, it was a lot of
bad things happened there. -That’s true.
-Ha, ha, ha. My word is “screw.” -Yeah, and since this is
the last word, this is worth 100,000 points. Whoever wins this
is the champion. -The word is “screw.”
-Yeah. -Now, what meaning
would she know most? -No.
-Well, I’m not gonna — -I know.
-It’s family show. I’m a decent man.
I would never do that. -I couldn’t see you doing it.
-Alexa, turning of the blank. -Hmm. I don’t know that. -Okay. That’s cool.
[ Buzzer ] Wait. We were just talking.
We were talking. -I’m gonna say… Alexa, a Phillips-head
is a type of… -No. Phillip’s head. Newfoundland and Labrador
is not a type of. [ Buzzer ] -Alexa, flat-head blank driver. -The flathead catfish,
also called the — [ Buzzer ]
-Stop, stop! -Alexa, stop.
-Honey, honey, please. -Alexa, stop, stop. -Darling.
-Honey, please. Alright. -Oh, yeah. -Oh, alright. Alexa, what is a cocktail with
orange juice and vodka? -I know about a number of
orange-juice-vodka cocktails, including sex on the beach,
a screwdriver — -Yes!
[ Dinging ] I love you! Alexa, stop.
John Mulaney, everybody.

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